An Audience of None
I rarely update this site. This could be largely because nobody reads it. In fact, I am fairly certain that every single hit since I changed the format was just me checking to see that things looked how I expected. Of course, I have blatantly refused to give out the address on more than one occasion. That is simply because, well, the site is not very interesting yet, and I rarely update it. So ultimately I am only talking to myself, and I can do that just fine without having to type it out, so I rarely update this site. What a vicious cycle.