Monday, July 13, 2009

Does Anyone Else Ever Want to Punch Their Internal Monologue in the Face?

Hey, remember when you took that Chinese class, so that you might be able to talk to your hypothetical Chinese orphan in her native tongue?
I don't think you can prove that...
...Only to decide that (for some reason) your little spat with God precluded you from getting married, and thus disqualifying you from the adoption process?
Excuse me...
Which probably is not true by the way, although the fact that you neither have nor want a real job would likely pose a problem.
Did you have point?
Not really. I guess just that you're an idiot and your dreams are stupid.

5 Comments:

Blogger Garrett said...

Speaking of dreams, here is one for you. Two days ago I dreamt several things, one of which was me sitting on the ground, being attacked by some spiritual force and screaming out, "In the name of Satan, Jesus, get behind me." Talk about wierd.

Jul 15, 2009 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous timoth said...

Careful Garrett, you can lose a lot of Facebook friends saying things like that.

By the way, though I have and will again, in this particular post I was not speaking about dreams at all. "Internal monologue" refers to what goes on in your head when you are wide awake. I provide this example because I was legitimately curious to know if other people have one that is quite as insolent as my own.

Jul 15, 2009 9:11:00 PM  
Blogger Garrett said...

I am prepared for that....besides, I will always have my 'myspace' buddies who will not let me down.

Jul 16, 2009 11:12:00 AM  
Blogger simpli mama said...

You should come to Chicago. It's fun here.

:D

Jul 17, 2009 8:07:00 PM  
Blogger Diana said...

I want to punch mine sometimes. But I'll punch yours too.

Aug 2, 2009 2:46:00 PM  

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